Salutation ,,,

I HAVE to tell u this..
I was walking home from the metro station this evening and I hear this, "you almost got smacked on the a**!".

Say what????

Yep, no lie, a guy said this to me. His explanation, after I gave him the "I will hit it so hard that u'll never have children nor ever again enjoy the act of creating them" side eye, was that I looked like someone he knew and apparently his way of saying hello would have been to smack them on the a**!! :O

Whatever happened to the simple "Hello"?!?